This might come in handy the next time you hear or see anything that seems a little bigoted (or a lot bigoted). It was made by Willie Hewes. I don’t know her but she knows her anti-gay rhetoric up and down, side to side, and diagonally. She also creates comics and writes a blog, you can check her out here. She inspired me to make a knock-off version of it of things I’ve heard around the Mennonite and Brethren churches and elsewhere (in addition to the ones she used here, which I’ve also heard plenty of times). Here’s my version (I posted it inside the mothership because I haven’t figured out how to make a table here yet).
Wouldn’t it be fun to print off a bunch of BINGO cards and take them to your next district/conference meeting or the denominational assemblies in Cleveland or San Jose and pass them out to your friends? Whovever gets 5 in a row first can shout “ANTI-GAY BINGO!” in the middle of the meeting. You could then take your card up to the moderator and ask for a prize. That would be a riot though maybe not everyone there would find it as amusing as I do.